This summer … CAGE …. KILLS …. EVERYTHING. (Including plant life.)
paulscheer:

This is the only summer movie worth seeing!

This summer … CAGE …. KILLS …. EVERYTHING. (Including plant life.)

paulscheer:

This is the only summer movie worth seeing!

(via ifc)

Currently reading.

Cold shower.

Back to reading.

(via mtv)

She better be handicapped. SHE BETTTTAAA BE HANDICAPPED! 

(via derplodge)

That’s cute … doesn’t stop.

kellyoxford:

Just saw this. Don’t need to see anything else today. (Taken with instagram)

Let’s spice it up next year Idol and vote for a white guy with a tambourine.

popculturebrain:

Memorial Day weekend plans?

sparklysubversivenouns:

camping

(via cupcakes-and-lithium)

DJ, your dad is the dad-est of dads.

HELLO GOOD MORNING INDEED!

popculturebrain:

earwolf:

Does a full episode of the new Comedy Bang Bang IFC television show interest you? 

This is the show’s second episode. CBB premieres June 8th.

Good Night.

(via thegrandarchives)

CLEARLY WORTH SEEING: Easily my favorite thing of the week. By the look on his face, something tells me that Krispy Kreme wasn’t supposed to be in that tree.

vamosvideo:

Krispy Kreme - Haters Wanna Be Me - Official Video - ft. Money Maker Mike (by StabOfMyVenom)

KRISPAY KRAIME!

Just shooting the shit.

Hello Good Morning is brought to you by Pedo-Bear with Wolverine claws murdering Ronald McDonald.

Enjoy Wednesday.

Yes please. I need more overly produced backgrounds in my life. 
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Yes please. I need more overly produced backgrounds in my life.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Me: Hey Monkey, just curious to how many fucks you give today?
Monkey: (Gif above)
Me: Zero, exactly what I thought.

Me: Hey Monkey, just curious to how many fucks you give today?

Monkey: (Gif above)

Me: Zero, exactly what I thought.

(via cannabinomad)

Headlines:
- The Dark Knight rises above limbo contest. Possibly kicks birthday girl in the face.
- The Avengers reach eleventy billion dollars at box office.

Headlines:

- The Dark Knight rises above limbo contest. Possibly kicks birthday girl in the face.

- The Avengers reach eleventy billion dollars at box office.