"So long as you bring ridged chips."

robotindisguise:

 

So I have a new hero. 

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

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Dinner with friends. 

catastrofe

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My life in one photo.

Nailed it.

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WORTH SEEING: “F*CK IT, I QUIT.” This is the proper way to quit a job. 

Stick to these principles and you’ll be just fine.

fallontonight:

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Nick Offerman hung out backstage to give Tumblr fans some advice for living true and wooing a man with a canoe

"I think that’s all for today, class."
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"I think that’s all for today, class."

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THIS happened one hour from where I live. Today I’m filled with regret for missing it.

"Well …. shit."

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the-jaeger-pilot
:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

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My iPhone 5 looking at me this morning. 

My iPhone 5 looking at me this morning. 

stargates:

why is this so hard

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