Taking a holiday
I’m making a trip to D.C. for the weekend to cheer on my dad in the Marine Corp marathon, join Ryan The Intern at the Colbert/Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity and do some work for my magazine day job. However, I will not forget you Clearly Dope readers (all 135 of you) if I have wifi connection I will post, if I don’t I guess I’ll have to do it with meditation and witchcraft....
That 2:30pm feeling gallery
Please tell me she’s not a robot too, because seriously we are triple f*cked. Tired, depressed little green truck is clearly tired and depressed. I’m not saying that I would have sex with Gwen’s wax statue but … OK, I guess I’m saying that I would have sex with Gwen’s statue. F this S … I’m outta here.
Ever wondered what happens after a FATALITY on...
If I had the money back that I poured into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade machine, I could probably own a boat. Like a nice boat. I don’t even want a boat, but I could have one.
What could go wrong at a Karate block-breaking demo? Everything, everything can wrong at a Karate block-breaking demo.
Color TV Tonight
The Strangers / FX / 8pm: It was one of my favorite thrillers of 2008, so much so that I went as bag head (yeah that’s me) for Halloween. I wore it to the party but I’m pretty sure people just thought I was a well dressed Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part 2. Modern Family / ABC / 8pm: The Modern Family Halloween Special is on tonight and I expect great things from this....
Lunch Gallery: The best costumes from the ATEZZZZ
Alf looks drunk and I don’t remember him wearing acid washed cargos but whatever. If you’ve seen the trailer for CLOWN, the basis is a guy puts on a clown costume and it won’t let him take it off and it grows to his skin. Well that sounds horrifying but in the case of the Chuck Norris costume it sounds like the best thing that can happen. Clearly your parents hated you in...
I went some place today and I can't ever go back
Don’t ask why I went to the REBORN BABY DOLLS site because let’s face it, the Internet will lead you down some horrible paths sometimes. They call it “Reborn Art” I call it haunting your soul. This site is slightly creepier than the Louisville Free Face.
Asshole of the Day: Tim Profitt
Tim Profitt is the man responsible for curb stomping the MoveOn girl. With this Tim Profitt you have earned CLEARLY DOPE PLATINUM ASSHOLE LEVEL STATUS! To see all the latest details on Profitt check this.
Color TV Tonight
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch / AMC / 8pm: This is the Halloween without Michael Myers and I secretly love the piss out of this one. It’s by far creepier, just this scene alone haunted me for years. 30 for 30 Fernando Nation / ESPN / 8pm: I never understood the appeal of Fernando Valenzuela but I’m sure I’d love to give him a hug after watching this 30 for 30. Next to...