I’m making a trip to D.C. for the weekend to cheer on my dad in the Marine Corp marathon, join Ryan The Intern at the Colbert/Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity and do some work for my magazine day job. However, I will not forget you Clearly Dope readers (all 135 of you) if I have wifi connection I will post, if I don’t I guess I’ll have to do it with meditation and witchcraft. Happy Halloween.
The Strangers / FX / 8pm: It was one of my favorite thrillers of 2008, so much so that I went as bag head (yeah that’s me) for Halloween. I wore it to the party but I’m pretty sure people just thought I was a well dressed Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part 2.
Modern Family / ABC / 8pm: The Modern Family Halloween Special is on tonight and I expect great things from this. We’ve really not had that great sitcom Halloween special since Rosanne. In other words, please let Sofia Vergara wear something slutastic!
Gremlins / CMT / 8pm: Why is Gremlins on CMT? Tonight Alan Jackson will be throwing his TV into the Chattahoochee.
Alf looks drunk and I don’t remember him wearing acid washed cargos but whatever.
If you’ve seen the trailer for CLOWN, the basis is a guy puts on a clown costume and it won’t let him take it off and it grows to his skin. Well that sounds horrifying but in the case of the Chuck Norris costume it sounds like the best thing that can happen.
Clearly your parents hated you in the most creative way possible.
His mother explained to him that “This is what Spider-Man wears when its raining and at least you’re not the Indian.”
Don’t ask why I went to the REBORN BABY DOLLS site because let’s face it, the Internet will lead you down some horrible paths sometimes. They call it “Reborn Art” I call it haunting your soul. This site is slightly creepier than the Louisville Free Face.
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch / AMC / 8pm: This is the Halloween without Michael Myers and I secretly love the piss out of this one. It’s by far creepier, just this scene alone haunted me for years.
30 for 30 Fernando Nation / ESPN / 8pm: I never understood the appeal of Fernando Valenzuela but I’m sure I’d love to give him a hug after watching this 30 for 30. Next to HBO’s 24/7, the 30 for 30 series makes up my favorite sports programming.
Heat vs. Celtics / TNT / 7:30pm: This will probably be the only time you see a regular season NBA game on COLOR TV TONIGHT so soak it in. Go Heat.