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CLEARLY DOPE LINK OF THE MOMENT: COOTSDADDY →
My good friend since Kindergarten has launched a site and his name is Cootsdaddy. Check it and wreck it.
jasonfnsaint asked: If I didn't know you personally, I would hit on you, and tell you how funny your blog is and how it kind of gives me a boner. But, since we're kind of friends, that would make things awkward. I'm also not wearing pants.
"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one...