Her: Sex?

Me: <Gif above.>

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Morning Commute Pro Tip: Always use the water slide lane. 

Morning Commute Pro Tip: Always use the water slide lane. 

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Three day weekend ahead!!!

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Another successful Meth Expo. 

dadblog:

breaking bads

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Points for creative round house kick. 

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Sent to earth from the planet Internet.

fuckyeahdementia:

the goat kitten

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(Left) What GQ thinks riding your bike to work looks like.

(Right) What riding your bike to work REALLY looks like.

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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Boom, Roasted.

Clearly Heroic: Get to steppin’ stripes!

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That was a fun day. 

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