Brilliant. 

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Dog day at the end of the pool season is one of the highlights of my year. 

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Look at this asshole.

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Mmmm, leather belts.

Ugghh my #Applelive feed. 

WORTH SEEING: Golden Retriever enjoying the shit out of his spa day. 

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THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. 

goodbyeforeverfatty:

No gingers

Vending leggings. Famous Ass cookies are my fav. 

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My kind of party. 

My kind of party. 

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Today is my birthday.  Replace the doughnuts with Panera Bread bagels and there you have it. 

Sir and madam you win the cosplay. 

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"Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

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It’s a great ice breaker on your first day at a new school. 

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