Welcome to Monday.

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Me in my office chair at 2:30pm.

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How many hot trends can we get into one product?

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But I want to be a slutty hashtag.
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But I want to be a slutty hashtag.

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Welcome to Friday.

Good job, good effort.
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Good job, good effort.

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"I smell like beef." 

All day err day. 

It worked. 

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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Trying to convince my fiancé that this should be the photo on our Save The Date. 

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Infinite sadness.

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Don’t tease us basic people. 

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Well done.

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"You really shouldn’t have. So grateful."

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It checks out.