Bucket List Item #24: Compete on a Japanese game show. Preferably this one. 

"Looking for some of those mini doughnuts." 

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This could be the best part of my Saturday night.

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I’d pay a large sum money for this truck to drive by my house every morning as I was leaving for work.

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Kid-n-Play’s House Party, probably.

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Fun Fact: I’m a black belt in FU.

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Every Friday night.

Every Friday night.

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Good morning, you guys.

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latenightjimmy:

Water War with Jason Statham

Water War got a little competitive last night.

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BRB, gonna get space pregnant.

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WORTH SEEING: Put on your adult headphones, everyone.

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Gangster Hotine

Bu BYYYYEEEEEE
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Bu BYYYYEEEEEE

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