Boy Dressed As General Zod: Trick or Treat?
White Couple: Aren’t you cute. Here’s a healthy Halloween snack.
Boy General Zod: Produce a snack sized Snickers bar or feel the wrath of Zod
White Couple: But we have ghost bananas.
Boy General Zod: <Holds up a bag of poop> I’m prepared to light this on fire.
Husband: Honey I think we have some Clif bars in the pantry.