I’ve woke up with worse.

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Let’s face it … it’s not a party unless you have this.

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I think they encourage that at Planet Fitness.

Twinsies! 
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Twinsies!

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Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

Just the important stuff.
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Just the important stuff.

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As if print didn’t have enough to worry about.
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As if print didn’t have enough to worry about.

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Whatever monster stole “Ozzy Pawsborn Prince of Barkness” I hope they return him soon to his rightful owners.

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Hey ladies …
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Hey ladies …

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When I grow up: You’ll know it when you see it. 

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Well … this is terrible. A song about social media. “Let’s Get Social” … I’m deleting all of my accounts as soon as I post this.

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Close enough.

Close enough.

Looks like a fun event.