I had a dream two nights ago about becoming a lounge singer in Vegas and my cat Pearl playing the piano.
My mind and the Internet have become one. This is the closest I’ll ever come to the Matrix.
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Facebook now has purpose.
Monday has a winner. It’s Don Cheadle.
Here is Golden Globe award winner Don Cheadle arriving for our table read this morning.
Thanks to everyone who watched the House of Lies premiere last night. New episodes will air every Sunday at 10pm on Showtime. Can’t wait for you to see what happens next.
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Dishes are done. Maan.
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You know … I’m good. Thanks though.
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Will and Kristin “Swifting” so hard.
Swif•ting : The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.
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92% of the world’s jawlines in one photo.
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The Golden Globes are brought to you by …
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Have 34 models and someone funny to entertain me on a yacht in 15 minutes.
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Yep.
WORTH SEEING: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler 2013 Golden Globes Opening Monologue.
Golden Globes: I’m going to be Tweeting a lot tonight. @joshkeown
