Every Monday night at 6pm. Meet in my driveway and watch as I defy the odds and carry EVERYTHING.
“Two trips is for pussies” - My girlfriend as she watches me from the door.
That second trip to the car is unheard of (via)
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Why I use reusable bags
Lmao weak ass
This is what tumblr is for! Genius. Haha.
Failing in the grocery Olympics man card revoked.